When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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