so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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