Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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