I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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