similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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