if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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