what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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