so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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