So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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