My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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