So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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