your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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