problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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