we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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