This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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