Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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