I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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