What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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