I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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