I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
When did angry sex become our thing?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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