Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We need a shit load of segways right now
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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