People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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