We won't sleep together?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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