Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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