i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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