btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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