I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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