Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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