Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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