I just pynch a tree in the face
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize