Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i out mim tonsoeep
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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