Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Panties = found
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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