yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize