Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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