every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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