Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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