Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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