Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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