i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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