Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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