Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I have aggressive nipples.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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