Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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