Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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