I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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