so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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