Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
All the doctor said was why
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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