she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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