I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
BRING THE BAGELS
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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