i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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