i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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